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Client: Oh, this music I sent you to use for the animation is copyrighted. Now I can’t upload it on YouTube…
Me: Oh, that’s unfortunate. Speaking of that video, though, when are you going to pay me? Your invoice is a month overdue.
Client: Oh, I’m not going to pay you for this one. I can’t upload it :)
Me: I can put in another song.
Client: Nope!
Me: Okay, here’s the link to the mock-up of the new website. Please note that this is a temporary internal website that we use for testing purposes. Once you give your approval, I will upload the new website to your current address.
Client: Okay.
Me: Just to be clear, please do not send...
crying because I was finally able to make a psd that works on every hp movie and tumblr won’t let me upload my gifs
Client: I uploaded the Twitter background you sent over, but it’s all blurry.
Me: Ok. I’ll take a look… Yeah, that’s strange. I’ll create it in a higher res.
I test it and send it again. An hour later…
Client: It’s still blurry.
Me: I’m really struggling to understand why. It’s fine when I upload it.
Client: Could it have something to do with me resizing it in MS Paint?
i used to think blogging was writing pages of what you have been doing and plans for the future and thoughts you have and to upload photos of your travels or your friends but here we are as bloggers and all the information that is on my page is 1+1=banana
I just finished editing a 30-second commercial spot.
Client: Great, now upload it to the FTP.
Me: Sure, it should be there in about an hour.
Client: An hour!? It’s a 30 second spot!
Me: I need to render everything, then export the file, then compress the file (from 7GB to 100MB), then...
slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens
Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA
aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh
NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets
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